okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
(Source: best-of-memes, via herestothepeople420)
is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
youre looking great
you are going to rock this
i believe in you
youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
"95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once."
I don’t understand these?? like is it supposed to make me feel better that I was one of the first people on your dash and you just copied and pasted this in my inbox
|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook