The Fault In Us

ask meh shtuff   •I guess I could be funny•

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

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avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

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kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

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"95% of the time I feel absolutely nothing but that 5% of the time I feel everything all at once."
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whoredinarygirl:

I don’t understand these?? like is it supposed to make me feel better that I was one of the first people on your dash and you just copied and pasted this in my inbox

whoredinarygirl:

I don’t understand these?? like is it supposed to make me feel better that I was one of the first people on your dash and you just copied and pasted this in my inbox

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police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
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Tobias i’m done with this gurl Eaton

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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